Confession: I want to be famous.
When I was little I wanted to be an actress. When it was my class' turn to put on the school play I desperately wanted to be the lead, even though I had no acting experience and was not even that good of an actress, but I was sure I would be discovered and someone would put me on a commercial, a movie, or I'd become the next member of the Mickey Mouse Club...something.
Well, that something has come...in the form of frozen foods.
And even though it's only airing for 1 day, possibly even only 1 time and on a channel I have never even heard of, and there's a chance they won't even use me in it...THIS COULD BE MY LUCKY BREAK! I WAS DISCOVERED!
Okay, well maybe not discovered. But someone thought I was "Mom-looking" enough. Or maybe I looked like the type to feed her kids frozen dinners instead of freshly made ones, but who cares!? I'm on a Stouffers commercial people...STOUFFERS!!!! What could be bigger than that?
Here's all the info you need to see my awesomeness on your tv:
When: Friday August 28th 8-11pm
Channel: TruTV (told you...what the heck, don't they know who I am?) I was told it used to be CourtTV (like Judge Judy or something? No idea.)
This is going to be amazing. Feel free to throw one of those "premiere parties" for it.
Oh, and will someone please tivo it for me...I'll be on vacation. I'll probably have to use a fake name at the hotel so the paparazzi won't hound me, any suggestions?
9 comments:
Oh yes...I have a suggestion. Forget acting. You are a comedian!!!
What the Freak? Where are you? I am home now and miss you and am totally depressed you are no longer in NYC. I can't talk about it actually....
Ashley you already were famous in my book. You are from California, remember? That in of itself sets you apart from everyone else.
Actually, Adam and I always watch TruTV late at night (Forensic Files, it's the best!). So we'll keep an eye out for you Friday!
That's crazy! I just set my DVR for that entire block.
I knew it you WERE looking totally hot that day. I'm sure you're going to be getting all kinds of movie offers. When you're famous will you still be my friend?
wow...I hope someday I as am famous as you...I would be sooo lucky!!!!On second thought..I was famous for about 1 second when I was 19. I was on a Kirk Cameron Christmas special with Marie Osmond. I was a girl riding on the back of Kirk Camerons snow mobile...However, my star appeal, or lack of it, did not last...
We tivo'd it, but is 8-11 NY time and 5-8 here? or is it the same? We scrolled through 4 hours of Court shows and nothing. You were always a show-off and a rubber face.
We saw you! We saw you! Too bad your blog had the wrong date so everyone else missed it. You ARE famous!! You were FABULOUS! (Even if I am your mother.)
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